Cognitione

Junho 30, 2025
#e-sports

Coping em esports: uma revisão narrativa das estratégias psicológicas utilizadas pelos atletas de alto rendimento

Between the secondary headline and the main articles in columns is of course, the front page headline. The big one. We all know what I'm talking about! This is the star article of the newspaper front page, isn't it? But for some reason it's still boxed into these stupid little columns. Also, did you know you can grayscale images with only CSS? I knew, but I had no idea how easy it is.

This article sounds less professional, but don't worry, that's because I'm not a regular journalist. I'm not supposed to be here! I can actually hear the staff yelling at me through the door right now, though it should take them a while since I barricaded myself in. According to junior Noodle Soup reporter Defín Etelie-Legett, my current approach is "illegal" and will result in my being "escorted from the premises", but so far the filing cabinet has held.

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<h3> class labeled appropriate for all sub-headlines, experts say

"We had to add an entire paragraph just to make this page look right," admits senior editor Notegg R. Amen, shaking their head. "It's ridiculous. Can't we expect better after all these years? We only implemented clearfix last month, and half the blueprints still use minimum height requirements as a kludge anyway."

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Average Neocities User May Already Possess HTML Know-How, Competence

A recent unfinished study of users of the website Neocities suggests users who have constructed more than 5 webpages may already have a basic grasp of HTML (HyperText Markup Language), and not need the guidance of a new page's famous standard tutorial.

For example, this is a paragraph! Here's how you make a link: Neocities.

Here's how you can make bold and italic text.

Lists are uncommon in this style, but if it's absolutely required, architects may employ them nonetheless. Here's how to make a list:

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Lorem Ipsum declared most popular placeholder text for 26th year in a row

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January 1, 1970
Your News That Doesn't Exist!

NASA Announces First Lunar Base Football Match, Team Composition

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"This is a subtitle," says secondary header headline

Continued from front page.

Honestly I'm not very impressed with the security in here. They literally left the fire escape window of the employee lounge open? It was only a matter of time before someone climbed in there, so I think it's for the best it was me. Also, I tried making some coffee in their coffee maker and it made a really awful gurgling noise and spat out several clumps of coffee-like gloop instead, which tasted terrible, so I think they lose points for employee perks as well.

The banging on the door is getting louder and I think I heard someone with a walkie-talkie, so I'm just going to send this to print.

All in all, 5/10 newspaper. I would dock more points for poor hospitality, but I've been reading for years and their articles usually are quite good, especially the illustrated ones about that little boy with the tiger. ■


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